So I'm really sleep-deprived today and had a long text conversation with my homegirl, Mallory, about giraffes. Yeah, we have those conversations. You ever look at one? Like really look at one? Especially a newborn giraffe? They seem like the most chill animals on the planet. Like they give 0 fucks. At all. I would like to imagine that if I could talk to animals, especially a giraffe, this is how that conversation would go:
Me: "Oh, hey little dude!! Welcome to life."
Baby Giraffe: "Sup?"
You know, instead of a cat being like "Why do you speak, human?" in all their Satanic glory.
Yeah, I said it: I imagine if I could talk to animals. Is that weird? I don't care. I need to use the sleep.
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